Funny Retro Graphic T-Shirt

For the girl who doesn’t have time for nonsense — or space in her heart — this "My Heart Has No Room For You... But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does" tee is serving equal parts sass and vintage glam. Featuring a retro pin-up design and a hilarious, cheeky message, this ultra-soft tee is perfect for days when you need to keep your cool but show your sharp wit. Whether you’re out and about or just chilling at home, this shirt will definitely keep 'em on their toes.

Gifting Ideas:
The perfect gift for your no-nonsense friend, sister, or partner who loves all things retro and witty! Great for birthdays, Valentine’s Day (for some sassy vibes), or as a hilarious just-because gift.

Grab yours now before the sass spills over — because there’s always room in the trunk!

Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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