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Attempted Murder Tumbler – Funny True Crime Drinkware
Attempted Murder Tumbler – Funny True Crime Drinkware
For the dark-humored and true crime obsessed, our "If at First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder" tumbler is the perfect blend of wit and style! Featuring vibrant crime scene tape, skeletons, and colorful florals, this 20 oz stainless steel tumbler is ideal for keeping your drinks cold (while keeping your alibi airtight). Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or a late-night cocktail, this tumbler adds a touch of macabre fun to your day.
This tumbler is a killer gift for any true crime fan, horror buff, or anyone who loves a laugh-out-loud dark twist. Perfect for birthdays, Halloween, or just because.
Get yours now and sip in style with a side of sarcasm!
• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm)
• Straw and lid included with the tumbler
• A cylindrical shape (top to bottom)
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
20 oz | 2 ⅞ | 8 ⅜ |